"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships outnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."

Only in Maine

On my way to work, I drove behind 3 pygmy goats stuffed in the back of a Subaru Outback. On the turnpike! Six eyeballs staring at me for 15 minutes. I was excited when I thought they were dogs in the back of the car. Can you imagine how tickled I was to discover they were cute little goats with floppy ears? Their stare was so intense, it felt like I would get some kind of message from them at any minute. It was the best kind of weirdness.

Dec 28th, 2011